5 Things To Add To This List

1. Your Snake
2. Your Lizard
3. Your 75 lb Pit Bull
4. Your Vulgar/Ironic T-Shirt
5. Your 30 Pack

Jaded? Moi?

Best Bob Dylan Lyrics EVER

I can write you poems make a strong man lose his mind
I'm no pig without a wig, I hope you treat me kind.

Dude is DEEP.

Almost a Car Talk Puzzler

Tonight on my drive home I happened to look down at my odomoter. The odometer read 2919 miles, and the trip-o-meter read 291.9 miles. They lined up perfectly and it was very serendipitous. Now, can this ever happen again in the lifetime of my car? It may or may not be important to note that I reset the trip-o-meter every time I fill up.

Note: It happened briefly when the odometer read 2920 and the trip-o read 292.0 But after that, could it ever repeat itself?

It Seems Like I Post About 'Garfield' Quite A Lot

But this is totally worth it.

What happens when you remove Garfield's thought/speech bubbles and leave only Jon's? A melancholy, depressing, and hilarious thing happens.

(via Metafilter.)

BEST WEB COMPANY EVER

isolatr! Can I buy stock?

I Heart Fatal Errors

Now I remember why I prefer Flash. Basically every time I do this certain series of things I get the good ol'-fashioned "Director has encountered a fatal error. Do you want to save?" dialog box. I remember from the past that if you choose to save at this point you will probably corrupt your movie. Stay classy, Macrodobe.

Did you say you had questions about spider plants?

Well, here is an answer. Or two. Or a MILLION.

Old-style web goodness

Check out this professor's page about his bicycle tours throughout the US and Europe. It's a really relaxing and educational thing to read. No ads, no snarkiness, no buzzwords. Just a guy who likes to bicycle, take pictures of his travels, and write about them.