Junk E-Mail Is So Sweet And Thoughtful

We must be crazy but we were thinking about you
today. We just don't believe you have given up on
your dreams and goals.

The Sun Also RZA = LOL

Click + Laugh
If I had any energy I'd come up with some of my own...Hmm...
The Dark Tower Of Power Horns

My Life Sucks.

If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be The Sum of All Fears (2002) meets The Village (2004).

Take the What Is Your High-Concept Movie? quiz.

(via s.pants)

(also, I feel like this would be better if it were a mashup (ugh) of the taglines... so... 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing. Their Days Of Peace Are Over.
Hmm, that worked too well. How about: 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing. Don't Ever See The Village Because It Sucks.)

(also, if anyone reads this via RSS feed they will think I have serious issues based solely on the post title)

Damn The Man

Coming back from Boston just now I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket. The annoying thing was that I was definitely, honestly, assuredly, not going as fast as he said I was. He wrote me up for 83 MPH (in a 65), but I was on cruise control somewhere between 70 & 75 -- there is no way I was going that fast just then. So annoying -- I am thinking of contesting it but, really, what's the point? It'd just be my word against the cop's, and he has no reason to lie. Oh, except for all the money he earns for the state and his municipality by writing more expensive tickets.