<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154</id><updated>2011-04-22T01:17:29.241-04:00</updated><title type='text'>avocadola</title><subtitle type='html'>Blah Blah Blog</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>799</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-117599814866891922</id><published>2007-04-07T22:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-07T22:09:09.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hypno Toad.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/117599814866891922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/117599814866891922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html#117599814866891922' title=''/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-116086237420161824</id><published>2006-10-14T17:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-14T17:46:14.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LEMONY SNICKET!</title><summary type='text'>Lemony Snicket #13 ("THE END") came out yesterday, and I read it yesterday.  I love it.  It is beautiful.  It has a lot in common with "The Dark Tower" and "His Dark Materials" as well as allusions to many classical works of fiction, including THE BIBLE.  I've been talking about "mouthfeel" recently (for example, Mint Mentos have the best mouthfeel of any candy, they have a great crunch followed </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/116086237420161824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/116086237420161824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html#116086237420161824' title='LEMONY SNICKET!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115911497133268377</id><published>2006-09-24T12:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-24T12:22:51.350-04:00</updated><title type='text'>10/10!</title><summary type='text'>Name That Tune In ReverseYou scored 10 out of 10Take the Name That Tune In Reverse Quiz at Quizopolis.com</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115911497133268377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115911497133268377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html#115911497133268377' title='10/10!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115748894398133145</id><published>2006-09-05T16:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-05T16:42:24.003-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Hired!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115748894398133145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115748894398133145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html#115748894398133145' title='I&apos;m Hired!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115636409775312540</id><published>2006-08-23T16:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T16:14:57.773-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Z</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes I wondered what came after being burned out.Turns out it's exhaustion!  Who knew?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115636409775312540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115636409775312540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_archive.html#115636409775312540' title='Z'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115333462743003614</id><published>2006-07-19T14:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-19T14:43:47.460-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ladies and Gentlemen, Matt Barger</title><summary type='text'>Alpha In Training indeed.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115333462743003614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115333462743003614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html#115333462743003614' title='Ladies and Gentlemen, Matt Barger'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115264108046719886</id><published>2006-07-11T14:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-11T14:04:40.523-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>YMCK - Magical 8bit Tour</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115264108046719886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115264108046719886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html#115264108046719886' title=''/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-115047335124931116</id><published>2006-06-16T11:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-16T11:55:51.260-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Junk E-Mail Is So Sweet And Thoughtful</title><summary type='text'>We must be crazy but we were thinking about youtoday.  We just don't believe you have given up onyour dreams and goals.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115047335124931116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/115047335124931116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html#115047335124931116' title='Junk E-Mail Is So Sweet And Thoughtful'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114973626790054377</id><published>2006-06-07T23:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T23:11:07.973-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sun Also RZA = LOL</title><summary type='text'>Click + LaughIf I had any energy I'd come up with some of my own...Hmm...The Dark Tower Of Power Horns</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114973626790054377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114973626790054377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html#114973626790054377' title='The Sun Also RZA = LOL'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114964733187406112</id><published>2006-06-06T22:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T22:28:51.903-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life Sucks.</title><summary type='text'>If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be The Sum of All Fears (2002) meets The Village (2004).Take the What Is Your High-Concept Movie? quiz.(via s.pants)(also, I feel like this would be better if it were a mashup (ugh) of the taglines... so... 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing. Their Days Of Peace Are Over.  Hmm, that worked too well.  How about: 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114964733187406112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114964733187406112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html#114964733187406112' title='My Life Sucks.'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114956460356575561</id><published>2006-06-05T23:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-05T23:30:03.686-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Damn The Man</title><summary type='text'>Coming back from Boston just now I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket.  The annoying thing was that I was definitely, honestly, assuredly, not going as fast as he said I was.  He wrote me up for 83 MPH (in a 65), but I was on cruise control somewhere between 70 &amp; 75 -- there is no way I was going that fast just then.  So annoying -- I am thinking of contesting it but, really, what's the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114956460356575561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114956460356575561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html#114956460356575561' title='Damn The Man'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114874678237789563</id><published>2006-05-27T12:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T22:29:50.156-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Call It A Comeback, He's Been Here for Decades</title><summary type='text'>Ladies and gentlemen... Bob Dylan covering LL Cool J:Click here.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114874678237789563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114874678237789563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114874678237789563' title='Don&apos;t Call It A Comeback, He&apos;s Been Here for Decades'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114868108233854164</id><published>2006-05-26T18:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T18:04:42.380-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I Hate My Queue</title><summary type='text'>My netflix queue is ridiculous: what are all these horrible movies doing in it?  I know I put them there, but when did I think I would actually want to watch "Logan's Run", to name but one, of 201.  Sometimes I think I should start over from scratch.  But what would I add in?  Ah, the ennui, it's killin' me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114868108233854164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114868108233854164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114868108233854164' title='I Hate My Queue'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114858957687786931</id><published>2006-05-25T16:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T16:39:36.893-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hmm.</title><summary type='text'>Your Birthdate: July 31You're a pretty traditional person. If it's lasted, it's probably good.You seek stability - both in your career and your romantic relationship.In return, you're very loyal and predictable. Which is usually a good thing.Without a partner, you feel lost. Being with someone is very important to you.Your strength: Your dependabilityYour weakness: You hate being aloneYour power </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114858957687786931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114858957687786931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114858957687786931' title='hmm.'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114839927659334427</id><published>2006-05-23T11:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T11:47:56.663-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Beats Working</title><summary type='text'>(via s.pants)So here's how it works:Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Limewire, Kazaa, ect.] and put it on shuffle.Press play.For every question type the song that's on.And when you go to a new question press the next button.No cheating.Ready?GO!"Opening credit:"Shook Ones, Part 2 (Saffron) (remix)" by MF DOOMWaking up:"Hey Blondie" by Amon TobinAverage day:"Exit Music (For A Film)" by </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114839927659334427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114839927659334427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114839927659334427' title='Beats Working'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114804938039391438</id><published>2006-05-19T10:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T10:36:20.393-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Yup</title><summary type='text'>Totally.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114804938039391438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114804938039391438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114804938039391438' title='Yup'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114804935088447393</id><published>2006-05-19T10:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T10:35:50.896-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cool Image</title><summary type='text'>click here (via kottke)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114804935088447393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114804935088447393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114804935088447393' title='Cool Image'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114780587841956403</id><published>2006-05-16T14:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T14:57:58.606-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Flying Follies</title><summary type='text'>Last week I was in Austin for a series of meetings (sorry Lauren S, it was too hectic to call you!).  We had some delicious BBQ (see below post for horrible picture) and some deliciously productive meetings (suckup).  Friday morning, we left for the Austin airport -- our flight had been delayed an hour to help deal with the weather in Boston, which was horrendous, so we hung around the Austin </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114780587841956403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114780587841956403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114780587841956403' title='Flying Follies'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114769894511811785</id><published>2006-05-15T09:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-15T09:15:45.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake Baseball!</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		Fake Baseball!, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.					Atop the fake leaderboard... but for how long?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114769894511811785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114769894511811785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114769894511811785' title='Fake Baseball!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114769844072619293</id><published>2006-05-15T09:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-15T09:07:22.603-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BBQ From The Salt Lick, in Austin</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		BBQ From The Salt Lick, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.					This was the best barbecue I ever ate. It was "family style", which means "fat family style" -- they would keep bringing meat (brisket, ribs, sausage) to our table</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114769844072619293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114769844072619293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114769844072619293' title='BBQ From The Salt Lick, in Austin'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114657538417401905</id><published>2006-05-02T09:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T09:09:44.186-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The John Hodgman Fan Club Rolls On</title><summary type='text'>So the new Mac ads are really funny, and they star John Hodgman (as a PC) and that dude from "Ed" (Warren Cheswick!) as a Mac.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114657538417401905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114657538417401905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html#114657538417401905' title='The John Hodgman Fan Club Rolls On'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114600076519189046</id><published>2006-04-25T17:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-25T17:38:01.566-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Upcoming Shows I Will Be Attending</title><summary type='text'>Prefuse 73 (May 4th at the Paradise, Boston)Talib Kweli/Blackalious (if Jared and Loren call me back before it sells out) (May 13th, Colby, Waterville, ME)Diplo (July 17th at Great Scott, Allston)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114600076519189046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114600076519189046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114600076519189046' title='Upcoming Shows I Will Be Attending'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114545723084591430</id><published>2006-04-19T10:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-19T10:33:50.856-04:00</updated><title type='text'>John Hodgman Has A Blog</title><summary type='text'>This Is It.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114545723084591430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114545723084591430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114545723084591430' title='John Hodgman Has A Blog'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114480280818257887</id><published>2006-04-11T20:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T20:47:05.036-04:00</updated><title type='text'>jenny holzer</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114480280818257887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114480280818257887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114480280818257887' title='jenny holzer'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114463398059139905</id><published>2006-04-09T21:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-09T21:53:00.786-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I Heart John Hodgman</title><summary type='text'>He's the author of this book which I believe I already mentioned (one of the few books that has made me laugh out loud basically the whole way through).  He also appears on The Daily Show, where nobody knows quite what to make of him.  If I were ever forced to become an on-screen talent, I'm afraid/glad it would turn out like him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114463398059139905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114463398059139905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114463398059139905' title='I Heart John Hodgman'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114412470210948658</id><published>2006-04-04T00:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-04T00:25:02.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>We Are All Getting Played</title><summary type='text'>That was a crazy episode of The Sopranos.  This season is amazing, each episode better than the last.  It's really impressive.Obviously I don't want to say anything because, I wouldn't want to read about it from some guy's blog either.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114412470210948658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114412470210948658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114412470210948658' title='We Are All Getting Played'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114392807776879147</id><published>2006-04-01T16:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T16:47:57.780-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Interesting Article</title><summary type='text'>I feel like I can definitely benefit from The  Cure For Information Overload. (via Slashdot)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114392807776879147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114392807776879147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114392807776879147' title='Interesting Article'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114392031884055814</id><published>2006-04-01T14:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-01T14:38:38.853-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Money Well Spent!</title><summary type='text'>So this year I decided to go to an accountant to do my taxes.  Last year, when I was a freelancer all year, I made, honestly, a lot of money.  And when you make a lot of money as a freelancer, you have to pay the government a lot of taxes.  So I was worried about it, plus I don't really know how to do my taxes: in the past I have just used TurboTax and clicked wildly in random boxes until the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114392031884055814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114392031884055814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html#114392031884055814' title='Money Well Spent!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114326347335147777</id><published>2006-03-25T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-25T00:24:47.573-05:00</updated><title type='text'>5 Things To Add To This List</title><summary type='text'>1. Your Snake2. Your Lizard3. Your 75 lb Pit Bull4. Your Vulgar/Ironic T-Shirt5. Your 30 PackJaded?  Moi?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114326347335147777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114326347335147777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114326347335147777' title='5 Things To Add To &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/r7ma2&quot;&gt;This List&lt;/a&gt;'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114312547651043531</id><published>2006-03-23T09:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T09:51:16.523-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Best Bob Dylan Lyrics EVER</title><summary type='text'>I can write you poems make a strong man lose his mindI'm no pig without a wig, I hope you treat me kind.Dude is DEEP.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114312547651043531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114312547651043531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114312547651043531' title='Best Bob Dylan Lyrics EVER'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114290936293373882</id><published>2006-03-20T21:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T21:49:22.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Almost a Car Talk Puzzler</title><summary type='text'>Tonight on my drive home I happened to look down at my odomoter.  The odometer read 2919 miles, and the trip-o-meter read 291.9 miles.  They lined up perfectly and it was very serendipitous.  Now, can this ever happen again in the lifetime of my car?  It may or may not be important to note that I reset the trip-o-meter every time I fill up.Note: It happened briefly when the odometer read 2920 and</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114290936293373882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114290936293373882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114290936293373882' title='Almost a Car Talk Puzzler'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114237680238434823</id><published>2006-03-14T17:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-14T17:59:26.170-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It Seems Like I Post About 'Garfield' Quite A Lot</title><summary type='text'>But this is totally worth it.What happens when you remove Garfield's thought/speech bubbles and leave only Jon's?  A melancholy, depressing, and hilarious thing happens.(via Metafilter.)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114237680238434823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114237680238434823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114237680238434823' title='It Seems Like I Post About &apos;Garfield&apos; Quite A Lot'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114228024319191469</id><published>2006-03-13T14:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T15:04:03.226-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BEST WEB COMPANY EVER</title><summary type='text'>isolatr!  Can I buy stock?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114228024319191469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114228024319191469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114228024319191469' title='BEST WEB COMPANY EVER'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114226970465064391</id><published>2006-03-13T12:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T12:08:25.050-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Heart Fatal Errors</title><summary type='text'>Now I remember why I prefer Flash.  Basically every time I do this certain series of things I get the good ol'-fashioned "Director has encountered a fatal error.  Do you want to save?" dialog box.  I remember from the past that if you choose to save at this point you will probably corrupt your movie.  Stay classy, Macrodobe.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114226970465064391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114226970465064391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114226970465064391' title='I Heart Fatal Errors'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114174080044381273</id><published>2006-03-07T09:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-07T09:13:20.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you say you had questions about spider plants?</title><summary type='text'>Well, here is an answer.  Or two.  Or a MILLION.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114174080044381273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114174080044381273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114174080044381273' title='Did you say you had questions about spider plants?'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114131432401244182</id><published>2006-03-02T10:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T10:45:24.023-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Old-style web goodness</title><summary type='text'>Check out this professor's page about his bicycle tours throughout the US and Europe.  It's a really relaxing and educational thing to read.  No ads, no snarkiness, no buzzwords.  Just a guy who likes to bicycle, take pictures of his travels, and write about them.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114131432401244182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114131432401244182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html#114131432401244182' title='Old-style web goodness'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114114819749816817</id><published>2006-02-28T12:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T12:36:37.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You Can't Fool Me, There Ain't No Sanity Clause</title><summary type='text'>So, there's this product I have started working with at work... the documentation is so bad it's funny.  Here's a sample:But if first cursor READ lock one record.But second cursor set WRITE lock on OTHER record, then no problems.So, two main problems: 1. It was all written by this really smart guy who has created a really cool product but he cannot write documentation to save his life.  I'm </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114114819749816817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114114819749816817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#114114819749816817' title='You Can&apos;t Fool Me, There Ain&apos;t No Sanity Clause'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114010951347078785</id><published>2006-02-16T12:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T12:05:13.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>John K has a blog</title><summary type='text'>And here it is!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114010951347078785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114010951347078785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#114010951347078785' title='John K has a blog'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-114003008217796804</id><published>2006-02-15T14:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-15T14:01:22.190-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Attention Brooklyn Residents</title><summary type='text'>I just thought of the best hipster album title: Fire Escapes.  Think about it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114003008217796804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/114003008217796804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#114003008217796804' title='Attention Brooklyn Residents'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113976252390313726</id><published>2006-02-12T11:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T11:42:03.906-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Austin Texas Y'All</title><summary type='text'>So two weeks ago I went down to Austin with a group from SRM.  It was a very fun trip.  First of all all of my co-workers on that trip were really really funny, to the point of actually making me laugh.  We stayed in north Austin (right by J. J. Pickle!), which, it turns out, is a very bland, office-park-y area.  Our first night there we got ribs at a really authentic place (Art'z Rib Shack?) and</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113976252390313726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113976252390313726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113976252390313726' title='Austin Texas Y&apos;All'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113976199883083765</id><published>2006-02-12T11:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T11:33:19.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Heart Top Gear!</title><summary type='text'>It's a British show about cars; I'm sure I've posted about it before.  Anyway, you have to resort to the internet to see it.  I just saw a segment I had never seen before... in it a Toyota pickup truck is drowned in the sea, set on fire, demolished in a controlled implosion, and... will it still drive?  Watch the video and see!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113976199883083765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113976199883083765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113976199883083765' title='I Heart Top Gear!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113959987663166927</id><published>2006-02-10T14:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T14:34:41.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Backyard Hawk</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  Backyard Hawk, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.     This mystery hawk was just eating something (I presume it was a littler bird) in my backyard. Sorry the picture is so grainy but it was hard to get a good picture of.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113959987663166927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113959987663166927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113959987663166927' title='Backyard Hawk'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113959276378736146</id><published>2006-02-10T12:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T12:32:43.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank You Spam!</title><summary type='text'>"Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!"Ah the Klinton years...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113959276378736146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113959276378736146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113959276378736146' title='Thank You Spam!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113953925604916199</id><published>2006-02-09T21:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:40:56.086-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I need a secret blog.  And secrets to post there.</title><summary type='text'>HUG LIFE</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113953925604916199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113953925604916199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113953925604916199' title='I need a secret blog.  And secrets to post there.'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113945920102362237</id><published>2006-02-08T23:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T23:26:41.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tomorrow Comes Today</title><summary type='text'>So I went to NYC yesterday with a group from SRM; we were there for a kick-off meeting today at one of the major educational publishers.  Last night, though, I got to hang out with The Kruegs!  It was fun: first we accidentally went to the only hillbilly bar in Manhattan but luckily we wised up and went to the bar with the screaming runway model rejects instead.  When we ordered two Yuenglings </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113945920102362237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113945920102362237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113945920102362237' title='Tomorrow Comes Today'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113945831995183982</id><published>2006-02-08T23:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T23:11:59.970-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No More Traveling, Please</title><summary type='text'>I just got back from New York.  Last week I was in Austin.  I'm so tired.  Tomorrow I will post about both trips.  I promise.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113945831995183982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113945831995183982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html#113945831995183982' title='No More Traveling, Please'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113858425685704600</id><published>2006-01-29T20:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-29T20:24:16.870-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sometimes a crappy comic is just a crappy comic</title><summary type='text'>Freudian reading of MarmadukeNext week: The Semiotics of Garfield (his hatred of Mondays: what is the signifigance?)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113858425685704600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113858425685704600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113858425685704600' title='Sometimes a crappy comic is just a crappy comic'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113837266104275989</id><published>2006-01-27T09:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T09:37:41.090-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Feel Like This Sometimes</title><summary type='text'>Link!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113837266104275989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113837266104275989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113837266104275989' title='I Feel Like This Sometimes'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113811228995323158</id><published>2006-01-24T09:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T09:18:09.966-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Blah Blah Bus</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday I spent seven hours commuting.  That's about seven hours too many if you ask me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113811228995323158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113811228995323158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113811228995323158' title='Blah Blah Bus'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113720942225724219</id><published>2006-01-13T22:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-13T22:32:03.906-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Re-watching Deadwood</title><summary type='text'>I usually hate first episodes of TV shows, especially watching them again.  But I am re-watching the first episode of Deadwood.  It's incredible how quickly all of the major characters are introduced and "characterized".  It's only been 18 minutes and we've even met Ellsworth.  I had also hypothesized that the early episodes were extra swear-a-riffic to indoctrinate people, but that doesn't </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113720942225724219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113720942225724219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113720942225724219' title='Re-watching Deadwood'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113708468826298654</id><published>2006-01-12T11:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T11:51:28.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>all-me</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		all-me, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.					People I look like according to this:John Cusack;Chuck Palahniuk;Joan Baez;Julia RobertsAlso I hate this picture.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113708468826298654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113708468826298654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113708468826298654' title='all-me'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113708338309835453</id><published>2006-01-12T11:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T11:50:59.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>77</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  77, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.     People I look like according to this:Laurence Olivier;Ted Bundy;Joaquin Phoenix;Ayn Rand(Link thanks to Lo-Digs)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113708338309835453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113708338309835453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113708338309835453' title='77'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113699275882977190</id><published>2006-01-11T10:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-11T10:25:20.353-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Outback at Eastern Prom Beach</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  Outback at Eastern Prom Beach, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.     I'm thinking of naming the car Pete.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113699275882977190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113699275882977190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113699275882977190' title='Outback at Eastern Prom Beach'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113621165913856316</id><published>2006-01-02T09:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T09:20:59.163-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Things That Are New</title><summary type='text'>In the past two weeks:New jobNew Cell phone (Hello Moto Razr)Brand-new car! (Subaru Outback; I'm sure I will post about it more very soon!)New attempt at facial hair (so far quite unsuccessful)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113621165913856316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113621165913856316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html#113621165913856316' title='Things That Are New'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113483923325614401</id><published>2005-12-17T12:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-17T12:07:13.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BOOST!!!</title><summary type='text'>Here is an awesome game: Link.  I don't really understand it.  Here are some instructions, but I recommend just clicking until it makes sense.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113483923325614401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113483923325614401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html#113483923325614401' title='BOOST!!!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113473992810042882</id><published>2005-12-16T08:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-16T08:32:08.113-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New J-O-B</title><summary type='text'>I have a new full-time job!  I will be working for a company in Boston doing what I like to do.  I will go down there once a week to have meetings and synch up with my team, but the rest of the time I am free to watch the birds come to the birdfeeder up here in Maine.  I am pretty excited about the job; this is a company I have freelanced for in the past so I know a lot of the people there </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113473992810042882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113473992810042882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html#113473992810042882' title='New J-O-B'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113469766091666497</id><published>2005-12-15T20:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T20:47:40.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cool Website</title><summary type='text'>It feels very 1999 of me to be posting cool websites, but I came across instructables today and it is a great idea: people post tutorials, illustrate them step-by-step with photos, and other people can comment, ask questions, etc.  It's a nicely designed site that feels very usable.  I'm not planning to make any super-bright bike lights or weird bookshelves anytime soon, but it is a nice resource.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113469766091666497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113469766091666497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html#113469766091666497' title='Cool Website'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113353472050098890</id><published>2005-12-02T09:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-02T09:45:20.516-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Unrelated Thoughts</title><summary type='text'>1. I hate the smell of patchouli.  Somebody in the coffee shop this morning smelled so strongly of it that I can still smell it in my nostrils.2. I'm off to Ithaca!  Back Sunday.  My mom is moving to a new house in the country on Monday, so this may be my last chance to salvage stuff from the old house.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113353472050098890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113353472050098890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html#113353472050098890' title='Two Unrelated Thoughts'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113232696410365080</id><published>2005-11-18T10:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-18T10:17:02.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Birds At Your Backyard Feeder</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  Birds At Your Backyard Feeder, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.     I just put up a birdfeeder on one of my office windows.  It is great fun!  Non-stop chickadees!  I have seen some cardinals prowling around and I would be </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113232696410365080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113232696410365080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113232696410365080' title='Birds At Your Backyard Feeder'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113208318992393045</id><published>2005-11-15T14:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T14:33:09.933-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Seven Mice!</title><summary type='text'>That's officially a lot of mice.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113208318992393045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113208318992393045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113208318992393045' title='Seven Mice!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113198731090760654</id><published>2005-11-14T11:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T11:55:10.960-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll Give You a Weave to Dream About</title><summary type='text'>Dreamweaver has decided not to work.  I have "repaired" it and re-installed it.  It just hangs when it is starting up.  It's frustrating since I use it every day, and depend on it to, um, work.  I can't think of any legitimate reasons why it would have stopped working all of a sudden.  Argh.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113198731090760654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113198731090760654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113198731090760654' title='I&apos;ll Give You a Weave to Dream About'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113185243733229528</id><published>2005-11-12T22:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-12T22:27:17.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mouse Update</title><summary type='text'>I have now successfully caught five mice.  Loren brought one to work for her friend to keep as a pet.  Hey, not my idea.  I have transported all of the others to Deering Oaks, a lovely park a couple of miles away.  The one I just got back from dropping off must have been the cutest one yet; not necessarily the brightest: when I let him out of the trap,  he ran right out into the road.They are so </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113185243733229528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113185243733229528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113185243733229528' title='Mouse Update'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113183263927193596</id><published>2005-11-12T16:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-12T16:57:19.283-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Enough, iPod, Enough</title><summary type='text'>I know he's funny, but why do you pick David Cross so much on shuffle play?  You practically never pick Mitch Hedberg, and he is funnier and there is probably more of his stuff in you.  You must only pick comedians whose shows are dead.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113183263927193596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113183263927193596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113183263927193596' title='Enough, iPod, Enough'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113163939995232349</id><published>2005-11-10T11:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-10T11:16:39.966-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Awesome Junk Mail Sender</title><summary type='text'>"Tolerant C. Ferocity"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113163939995232349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113163939995232349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113163939995232349' title='Awesome Junk Mail Sender'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113163637522121410</id><published>2005-11-10T10:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-10T10:26:15.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Mouse &amp; Television Woes</title><summary type='text'>Mouse Update:We caught another one last night; Loren accidentally let him escape in the kitchen.  I'm sure we'll get him again.TV Update:Argh!  So the repairman realized that my picture tube is still under warranty.  So now I have to take the TV to Best Buy.  Here's the catch: I didn't buy the TV; Chris did when he worked at Best Buy, so i could take advantage of his employee discount.  How am I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113163637522121410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113163637522121410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113163637522121410' title='More Mouse &amp; Television Woes'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113156427771323022</id><published>2005-11-09T14:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T14:27:38.200-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt &amp; Loren 2, Mice 0</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }  Second Caught Mouse, originally uploaded by Matt Bargar.     I was innocently working when I heard a very distinctive "snap" noise from the kitchen.  I took him to the same place we brought his pal last night; they can be </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113156427771323022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113156427771323022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113156427771323022' title='Matt &amp; Loren 2, Mice 0'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113155690254545306</id><published>2005-11-09T12:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T12:21:42.580-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Panaphonics... Magnetbox... Sorny...</title><summary type='text'>Mmm.... junk...My TV, which is only one and a half years young, stopped working the other day.  It made a great radio, but the V part of TV, not so much.  So I called a TV Repairman.  Talk about an archaic profession!  He made a house call and brought some gadgets, designed to make me think he was doing something fancy.  He couldn't "solve" the "problem" (he thought maybe it was "a diode" that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113155690254545306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113155690254545306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113155690254545306' title='Panaphonics... Magnetbox... Sorny...'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113154496595618961</id><published>2005-11-09T08:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T09:02:45.973-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hunting The Greatest Prey Of All...</title><summary type='text'>Mice!  We have a mouse problem here in casa de Matt &amp; Loren.  There, I said it.  A few weeks ago we tried these cheap plastic cruelty-free traps.  The mice went in to them, ate the peanut butter out of them, and left.  Not the intended effect.Last weekend I went and got a legitimate "Hav-A-Hart" trap.  It came with several sets of nearly indecipherable directions, but I managed to set it up, and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113154496595618961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113154496595618961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html#113154496595618961' title='Hunting The Greatest Prey Of All...'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-113001652217560900</id><published>2005-10-22T17:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T17:28:42.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ergo</title><summary type='text'>A few months ago, my office chair (an IKEA special) broke.  For a few weeks after that I just used one of the kitchen chairs until my wrist hurt too much.  Then I bought a goofy-looking (but very comfortable) faux Aeron chair.  It is very adjustable, so for a time I had it very high, and now I have it quite low.  I think I now need to get my desk lower.  Ay carumba!  How can I do that?  It is a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113001652217560900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/113001652217560900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_archive.html#113001652217560900' title='Ergo'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112975785536410910</id><published>2005-10-19T17:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-19T17:37:35.403-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing Is Revealed</title><summary type='text'>Why, again, do I like the Lemony Snicket books so much?  I just finished the newest (and penultimate).  Despite Mr. Snicket's promise that the book would be a denouement and unravel all of the tightly wound threads of plot, the book does nothing of the sort.  This book, more than any previous, is like the classic (and annoying) puzzle with the two villagers, one of whom always lies and the other </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112975785536410910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112975785536410910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_archive.html#112975785536410910' title='Nothing Is Revealed'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112920888663214719</id><published>2005-10-13T09:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T09:08:06.640-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The New York Times: So Very White</title><summary type='text'>Hilariously white.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112920888663214719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112920888663214719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_archive.html#112920888663214719' title='The New York Times: So Very White'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112861630922879221</id><published>2005-10-06T12:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T12:31:49.233-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Flickr is depressing</title><summary type='text'>Obviously I enjoy Flickr as much as the next guy.  But looking at the truly, stunningly amazing photos that appear in their "Explore" feature (and throughout the site) is depressing to me.  I know my photos are okay, and I do take inspiration from some of the good photos on Flickr, but... Basically, what does it take for me to have a picture on this page?  I try to make sure and judiciously add </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112861630922879221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112861630922879221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_archive.html#112861630922879221' title='Flickr is depressing'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112774684392881520</id><published>2005-09-26T10:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-26T11:00:43.936-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I don't know what's wrong with me</title><summary type='text'>but I found this list to be hilariously, laugh-till-I-cried, funny.  I don't even get many of the jokes.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112774684392881520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112774684392881520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112774684392881520' title='I don&apos;t know what&apos;s wrong with me'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112724956973236226</id><published>2005-09-20T16:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T16:52:49.740-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Wrong Path</title><summary type='text'>I woke up this morning and realized what I have known subconsciously for a few weeks: I've been going about something at work the wrong way.  Well, I've known almost since I started that it was the wrong way, but I just realized what the right way should have been.  It's very frustrating, since at this point doing it the right way would mean discarding a huge amount of work, and I am roughly </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112724956973236226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112724956973236226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112724956973236226' title='Wrong Path'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112724785951435907</id><published>2005-09-20T16:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T16:24:19.523-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey, I Fixed That Genius' Internet!</title><summary type='text'>One of the MacArthur Genius Grant recipients is a Cornell Computer Science guy -- I remember him from when I worked there.  Smart kid.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112724785951435907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112724785951435907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112724785951435907' title='Hey, I Fixed That Genius&apos; Internet!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112697025586761245</id><published>2005-09-17T11:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-17T11:17:35.876-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Trip Photos!</title><summary type='text'>Up on Flickr: here</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112697025586761245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112697025586761245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112697025586761245' title='Some Trip Photos!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112593588097988708</id><published>2005-09-05T11:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-05T11:58:00.986-04:00</updated><title type='text'>See Ya Later</title><summary type='text'>I'm going on vacation to the Southwest until September 14th.  I might try and write while I'm away but all I have to type on is a cellphone.  Likewise, I might upload some Flickr photos but they'll be from the horrible cameraphone.  I am SO EXCITED for the trip!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112593588097988708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112593588097988708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112593588097988708' title='See Ya Later'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112557491963508592</id><published>2005-09-01T07:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-01T07:41:59.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Go See "The Constant Gardener"</title><summary type='text'>It is a beautifully shot, amazingly sad, very different movie.  I don't mean to use the "C" word when describing a movie, but the cinematography is really incredible: exposures all over the place, mixing color temperatures, etc.  And plus the story is really crazy and sad.  And you get to see beautiful Africa (and ugly England).</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112557491963508592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112557491963508592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html#112557491963508592' title='Go See &quot;The Constant Gardener&quot;'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112491091377982277</id><published>2005-08-24T15:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-24T15:15:13.786-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nice.  I mean, Niiiiiiiiiiice.</title><summary type='text'>Good job, Hampshire.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112491091377982277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112491091377982277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html#112491091377982277' title='Nice.  I mean, Niiiiiiiiiiice.'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112420985199144928</id><published>2005-08-16T12:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-16T12:37:02.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bullet Points</title><summary type='text'>(Toothpaste for Dinner, of course)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112420985199144928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112420985199144928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html#112420985199144928' title='Bullet Points'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112420007416158547</id><published>2005-08-16T09:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-16T09:47:54.170-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dumb</title><summary type='text'>At Arabica there is a new "barista".  I don't think she has once gotten my order right.  Today she forgot to give me my coffee and when I asked her about it she gave me the wrong kind.  She's just a dumb person.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112420007416158547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112420007416158547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html#112420007416158547' title='Dumb'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112411714579572478</id><published>2005-08-15T10:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-15T10:45:45.830-04:00</updated><title type='text'>:-(</title><summary type='text'>I'm too tired these days to think about posting here at all.  But: Crispix tastes delicious!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112411714579572478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112411714579572478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_archive.html#112411714579572478' title=':-('/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112265921242210959</id><published>2005-07-29T13:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T13:46:52.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch</title><summary type='text'>Plus my chair just broke.  And I hadn't even eaten my fat-filled Cooler Ranch Doritos yet.  Boo.  Double boo.  Stupid IKEA chairs.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112265921242210959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112265921242210959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112265921242210959' title='Ouch'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112265621730211131</id><published>2005-07-29T12:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T12:56:57.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'>[Stressed]</title><summary type='text'>So this is how people get burnt out on work.  I have been contracting for this company since roughly the beginning of July.  Currently there is a due-date for a set of deliverables that is next Wednesday.  This would be fine if anything had been finalized.  the art is still changing, the content is still changing, the functionality is still drastically changing.  It is impossible for me as a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112265621730211131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112265621730211131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112265621730211131' title='[Stressed]'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112256000760604765</id><published>2005-07-28T10:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T10:13:27.630-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Really?</title><summary type='text'>Matt Clement's son's name is Mattix!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112256000760604765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112256000760604765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112256000760604765' title='Really?'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112162960795449185</id><published>2005-07-17T15:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-17T15:46:47.963-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Done!</title><summary type='text'>I finished Harry Potter 6 earlier today.  That is all.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112162960795449185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112162960795449185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112162960795449185' title='Done!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112092864099016713</id><published>2005-07-09T13:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-09T13:04:00.996-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Perhaps I Couldn't Handle The Truth</title><summary type='text'>I just want to know what's REALLY going on with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise; is that so wrong?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112092864099016713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112092864099016713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112092864099016713' title='Perhaps I Couldn&apos;t Handle The Truth'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112056817413322169</id><published>2005-07-05T08:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-05T08:56:14.176-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Parking Is For Assholes</title><summary type='text'>So yesterday was July 4th, which means a parking nightmare in my neighborhood.  Loren and I went to a BBQ at Megan and Chris' house in South Portland (great fun!!!) and came back to the East End in time for the fireworks.  When I turned on to my street, I saw that a big pickup truck had parked on our lawn.  I parked on the street, totally blocking him in, and went off to see the fireworks.  I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112056817413322169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112056817413322169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112056817413322169' title='Parking Is For Assholes'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-112032494780352355</id><published>2005-07-02T13:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-02T13:22:27.810-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Okay, Now What?  Or, Very Fast Digestion (Of Books)</title><summary type='text'>I have now finished all of the Lemony Snicket books as well as the unauthorized autobiography.  I cannot wait for the next book to come out!  I'm glad I started reading them after eleven have already been published, since (if my theory is correct) I will only have to wait for two more books.  Basically, so far every theory I've had about the larger story has been wrong.  But I think we'll get </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112032494780352355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/112032494780352355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html#112032494780352355' title='Okay, Now What?  Or, Very Fast Digestion (Of Books)'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111990977556522463</id><published>2005-06-27T18:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T18:02:55.623-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Peep this!</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		Macro Circuitry 3, originally uploaded by the nibs.					I recently learned a technique to take some really cool macro pictures.  I took a few and they are up here!The technique is basically to use a lens flipped around </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111990977556522463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111990977556522463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111990977556522463' title='Peep this!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111989061531107640</id><published>2005-06-27T12:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T12:43:35.320-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Streak Is Broken</title><summary type='text'>Do not see "The Adventures of Shark-Boy And Lava-Girl".  It_is_ in 3D.  But that doesn't make up for a movie that makes no sense, has the worst acting ever, and is just plain bad.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111989061531107640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111989061531107640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111989061531107640' title='The Streak Is Broken'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111979957832808879</id><published>2005-06-26T11:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-26T11:26:18.326-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Um?</title><summary type='text'>What's up with that huge space, blogger?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111979957832808879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111979957832808879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111979957832808879' title='Um?'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111963821991221444</id><published>2005-06-24T14:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-24T14:36:59.936-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fair Use</title><summary type='text'>Interesting article about getting clearances for use in a documentary. (I'd like to see this movie but I live in Maine.)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111963821991221444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111963821991221444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111963821991221444' title='Fair Use'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111955580912051882</id><published>2005-06-23T15:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:43:29.126-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CruiseSpiracy!  [Holmespiracy?]</title><summary type='text'>The plot thickens!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111955580912051882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111955580912051882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111955580912051882' title='CruiseSpiracy!  [Holmespiracy?]'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111955496639037607</id><published>2005-06-23T15:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T15:29:26.396-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sometimes It's Fun To Be A Grownup</title><summary type='text'>I just went outside to tell the boys from the house next door not to throw rocks at our family of groundhogs.  They did exactly what I said, right away!P.S.  There are three baby groundhogs now in addition to at least two adults!  So cute!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111955496639037607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111955496639037607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111955496639037607' title='Sometimes It&apos;s Fun To Be A Grownup'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111927959465384663</id><published>2005-06-20T10:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-20T10:59:54.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt Reviews The Hit Movies</title><summary type='text'>Batman Begins: Awesome.Mr. &amp; Mrs. Smith: Awesome.Howl's Moving Castle: Awesome.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111927959465384663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111927959465384663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111927959465384663' title='Matt Reviews The Hit Movies'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111773596370741432</id><published>2005-06-02T13:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T14:12:43.750-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, All Right</title><summary type='text'>Total volume of music on my computer: According to iTunes, 26 GB, or 15 days, 15 hours, 29 minutes, and most importantly, 51 seconds.Song playing right now: Get By, by Talib KweliLast CD I bought was: I think the last physical CD I bought was the new Prefuse 73 album.Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:  Hmm.  I tend to get in to ruts with songs where I will repeat again and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111773596370741432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111773596370741432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111773596370741432' title='Oh, All Right'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111714736208287318</id><published>2005-05-26T18:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T18:42:42.610-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How DO They Know?</title><summary type='text'>Your Sexy Brazilian Name IsHenrique PeixeWhat's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111714736208287318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111714736208287318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_archive.html#111714736208287318' title='How DO They Know?'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111712814561559412</id><published>2005-05-26T13:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T13:22:25.630-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Up Is Down, Down Is Up</title><summary type='text'>I just finished reading "Life, The Universe, and Everything", and I am now starting "the Big Sleep".  These are the two most opposite books ever.  One is florid and full of puns, witticisms, cricket, science fiction, what-have-you, and the other is a hard-boiled, no-nonsense, simple prose piece of noir crime drama.  It's crazy to go from reading one to reading the other.  Crazy, I tells you.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111712814561559412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111712814561559412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_archive.html#111712814561559412' title='Up Is Down, Down Is Up'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812154.post-111704035609387944</id><published>2005-05-25T12:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T12:59:16.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What?!</title><summary type='text'>So when we were in Boston the other day loren got some foreign candy bars from Cardullo's for me.  I've been working my way through them; I was down to my last one, a "Crunchie".  I assumed I knew what was gonna be in there... I was so wrong.  I guess I was thinking of "Flake" (same color scheme) but Crunchie seems to have a dense honeycomb-esque innards that tastes vaguely honey-like.  Very </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111704035609387944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5812154/posts/default/111704035609387944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://avocadola.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_archive.html#111704035609387944' title='What?!'/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14868643902829386804</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.boltfromtheblue.com/misc/bargar-burger.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
